Are you pregnant? Do you have small kids? Are you injured? Are you missing body parts? Are you losing copious amounts of blood or other bodily fluids? Do you suffer from a mental illness? Is there a wild animal attacking you? Are you currently being run over by a car? Are you from another country and don’t understand our culture?

If you answered no to any of the above questions, then what the hell is keeping you from walking your freaking cart the 20 extra feet to put it away in the designated cart corral?